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These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Hour one of this week's Thursday episode of the Von Hesler Doctrine.

Well, it begins right now.

I'm your host, Eric Von Hesler.

We have some of the doctrinerinares with us today.

Tim Andrews has the afternoon off.

My buddy Stefan Pappas is here.

We'll get to him in a moment.

Autumn Fisher is here.

Say your name, say present, say...

Here.

Thank you very much. You want to know. George Clark, are you present? I am. And Jared Yamamoto, everyone's Christmas present. Here is here. And here. Hello. Como stazas? Very bien Oh, my, my, bien. Excuse me.

Can I wrestle... I had your haircut today. Uh-huh. Fresh cut. It was on my calendar. My bad. Can I wrestle my show back from... Oh, yeah, it's the... Oh, yeah, it's the... This telephone call between... Hello? Hi. Autumn and Jared. My hair gel was so great today, Autumn.

Oh, you know what, let's just take the first segment and just, you know, we've done the research. People love to listen to their favorite radio hosts, talk about their grooming habits, and especially the styling of their hair. It's going on with your hair. I'll have two different things going on.

You've got the, in the front, you got one thing going on. Yeah.

And then it's kind of like, you know, one of those long-haired poodles. Yeah. After that kind of thing. Look it. It's like a ponytail. Yeah. In the front, it's kind of like this. Did you just put yourself together real quick or something?

Let me just get us out of my face.

No, I mean, it's like a way to get it out of your face yeah so kind of be kind of cute are you being creative with headphones oh I see what you got

you got the whole like a Japanese anime girl thing going right with the with the thing

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