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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine

begins right now with Eric von Hesler and Tim Andrews and Autumn Fisher and George Clark and Jared Yamamoto. I decided to switch it up. I like it. I think we've been doing the other one a little bit too long. Echo, Echo. Echo. Echo, echo. Tim Andrews wrote me. He said, they haven't been doing that too long. But don't go there. Knock it off. I don't need that. He wrote me. He said, knock it off. He said, Eric, knock it off. I didn't say that. People don't want to listen to that crap.

Get the road. Don't go there. Knock it off. He said, he wrote me. He said, knock it off. He said, Eric, knock it off.

I didn't say that.

People don't want to listen to that crap. Hit the road. He said, and then he added Jack. All right, I'm going to find the email on me. He said, hit the road, Jack. Blame it. So I'm blaming you, Tim Andrews. you, Tim Andrews.

Or giving me credit?

Yeah, how dare I?

How dare I give you credit?

Well, let's address the elephant in the room.

We went to the football game last night.

Last night was great, especially since I paid an arm and a leg for Jared Yamamoto and his buddy to spit in my face last night. Mercedes-Benz. It felt great, too. I was like, get over your bills, man. Put your little headlock. How long were you angry before you just went? Oh, that's right. I was. Well, I mean, I was never angry. Number one, I was never angry because, you know know I don't know if anybody's noticed

people don't notice when you when you begin to change your personality because

humans one way for so very long but for the last couple of years I have gotten

that side of my personality very well in check now I don't do gummies in public so

I wasn't able to take half a gummy before the game.

Probably needed one in that first half. No way. I wouldn't do that either. No, no, because then I'll have a panic attack. It's like I won't even know what the hell's going on in the game. So, no, I don't, I go into every season now just thinking, you know, well, for some reason, you shackled yourself to one team

and it's just like a roller coaster ride

right? It's almost like you have a choice of 32 roller coasters and you decide to get on one. That's a shackled to. I like this. I like this visual, by the way. You're inside there. You're inside there and you're just along for the ride and maybe it'll be good. Maybe it won't. And, you know, sometimes it's good. But, you know, I think the Falcons played great and the bills played the same game they played the week before, which is why I wasn't surprised that it worked out the way that it did. But I will say a couple things. One is, I got to say Atlanta, the fans that were there were great, but I mean,

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