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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

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Radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares, man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews,

lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, not here today. We do have the man behind the glass.

George Clark, the handsomest producer at all of producery, Jared Yamamoto. Not here today,

but we do have English Nick. To start us off. He did leave a bit of fluff on the microphone.

Well, you know, you could take that and mix that with something else. And if you know somebody in science, before you know it, you'll clone yourself your own Jared Yamamoto. Yamamoto. Nickamoto. What is it? Nickamoto. Nicomoto. We need another one. One is, no, one is definitely. So, so, so, so, eh? Nicomoto, it's great to have you here. Yeah, yeah, definitely. So, so, so, so, hey?

Nick Komoto, it's great to have you here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'll go to a festival this weekend, yeah?

By the way, speaking of festivals, I see that you have a 420 Fest hat on English, Nick.

And, you know, me, in my background, I have no room to speak here, fan of the, of both of those words, 420 and festival. But I would say that Monday, when you go to try to get your citizenship, I wouldn't wear that hat. That wouldn't be the one. There's probably a suit and tie somewhere in my future. Oh, you're going to do a little suit and tie? Oh, my hat. That would help. Do you have a suit and tie that's like the one, like your weddings and funeral outfit, or do you have a few? Yeah, I have a couple. There's one I wear for the lottery. Oh, I've seen you a couple times when you were kind of like rodeoed up a little bit. Like you'd have like kind of country and western player I thought I saw one I maybe this was years ago I thought you had a little kind of Nashville design going on when I saw oh maybe not maybe maybe not oh you do the suit and tie suit and tie I think that's what I'm going to do I forget when you do that because I don't see it very often because I never watch television but channel two I don 2. I don't do it very often. I'm really the filling guy when it comes to, you know, announcing the numbers. Well, here's the things. I never play the lottery. So there's never anything in it for me. But if I knew when you were going to be on, I would tune in. Cast 3, cast 4, Georgia 5. Let's go. Don't Don't do the pick six now. He has to, he's not up to that. He's only, you gotta work your way up. Fantasy five on Sunday night sometimes. Yeah? That's a late one, 1135. So you show up and the whole thing's over in two minutes. It's a minute. Yeah, one minute. On Sundays, we do two rehearsals at 10 o'clock. Then I have to wait around until 11.30 and we do the real thing. How does that work? Two rehearsals. The people in the studio, the producers and everything, we run the balls. We do a fake run. Just to make sure that the machines are pumping the balls out properly. Yeah, but what if, you know, there would be like a thing, would be like, what if I found out that...

Your numbers came out during the rehearsal?

I would have been a millionaire.

No.

You are.

Let me tell you.

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