These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond,

hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now. Me? I'm your lovable, hugable. Radio Chad host,

Eric Von Hessler. The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, has the afternoon off.

We do have the lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the woman behind the glass, Colby Richardson,

and the handsomest producer in all-of-producery, Jared Yamamoto.

When are you going to admit that you are throwing these adult toys on these WMBA

courts? When are you going to admit it, Eric von Hessler?

Well, I may admit it now because it's, well, it's my crypto company.

I knew it.

I knew it. When we opened, it actually started out as a restaurant chain, green dildo salads, as you put. That didn't. It just didn't stick. It didn't stick. Yes. Vegetables and vibes. Yeah, well, I took over. Veggies and vibes. I took over veggies and vibes.

And I was told, you know, the community loves this restaurant.

It's been here a long time.

And I just had this idea now, Green Dildo salads.

It's going to be.

And I probably took the wrong advice on the restaurant stuff, which didn't work. But then when I got into

the Green Dildo crypto meme, then I decided that, and that was behind it, it's a cryptocurrency

company? That's correct. That is absolutely correct. George Stein is in later. I want to ask

him, like, because I know people, individuals, now I'm assuming that we assume now that they were, the people who were throwing these on the court, the WNBA games, were paid by this crypto whatever. That's what we assume. So they've been arrested, but I want to know, like, who, how much money can you get out of out of this company and how much money do they have?

They're kind of a startup, so I don't know.

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