These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia,

hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine Begins.

Wait for the drop.

Right now, Eric von Hesler on vacation returns to the show on Monday, August 4th.

So don't change that dial.

I am doctrinaire Tim Andrews.

Autumn Fisher is with us.

Today, the man behind the glass will be played by Kobe Dawkins.

And also, Longo is here.

Wave. Thank you. And as always, Jared Yamamoto. Beware, Tim. What? I've had two nose fleets today, and one of them was an absolute crime scene at my house. It was blood everywhere. Do you need a pamperin? I might need one, honestly. His nose is on its period. That's right.

He's having his monthly in his nose, his lunar cycle. Your aunties in town. Oh, boy. You got a dry apartment? You're running the air? I don't know what caused it, but I had this bizarre dream this morning. You're picking it too much. I guess. in the dream I got punched in the face and I woke up and there was blood

all over my pillow

all over my sheets. And she's out of town. So I look around and I'm like, you know, I drove all the way home to punch you in the nose, got back in the car and drove away. I guess. Right, Autumn? Yep, it was, she's a ghost. You must have hit yourself in the nose. I must have.

Or he was bleeding in his like sleep. Yeah, that's true. And then you're just like feel it dripping and you're like, ew, that's kind of gross. Yeah, I mean, it was like dried to my cheek, dried to my mouth. Was your pillow bloody when you woke up? Yes. Pillow was bloody. Sheets were bloody. I got it all over the comforter.

This sounds like an interesting way to cover up a crime.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Shut up. Sheets were bloody. I got it all over the comforter. This sounds like an interesting way to cover up a crime. Yeah. Yeah. It's a nose please. Hey, everybody. I had the craziest thing happened to me this morning. I was covered in blood. I don't know how. I'm calling William Peterson and he's going to your house. He's the guy that used to be on CSI. Okay.

The good one, not all the derivative.

Just the one that was in Vegas.

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