These people just make noise and basically waste our time.

Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.

Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia.

Hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

Eric von Hessler is still on vacation. He will return on Monday, August 4th, which is a week from today.

You have your doctrinares.

I am Tim Andrews.

Autumn Fisher is with us.

The man behind the glass this week will be played by Kobe Dawkins.

And as always, Jared Yamamoto.

Yes, still riding a high from the Carathon from last week, though.

Wow, what an amazing thing our listeners here at WSP did.

Yeah, that is incredible.

The WSP Carathon closed last Friday night with a record setting $2,125,255, all benefiting Affleck Cancer and Blood Disorder Center at Children's Health Care of Atlanta.

By the way, did you know that it was the largest single station fundraiser for any cause in the country?

Whoa.

That's pretty big.

Yeah, that's a huge, huge deal.

And it's because of our amazing listeners to this station.

It's just an honor to be a part of it every year. And it's so cool to see every part of WSB get involved with it. I mean, at one point on Friday, I'm walking around. I'm like, I haven't seen some of these faces in a couple of months. And I'm like, look, you're here. This is great to see you. And yeah, so thanks to our generous listeners and sponsors tireless efforts of everybody at the

station and uh special thanks to ashley frasca yeah absolutely she's the one that puts it all together

that's right uh you said you had a pizza hut story what were you talking about oh my god that's the

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