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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine

begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric Von Hessler.

I said, no laughter.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.

Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.

Lady of 184.7 characters.

Autumn Fisher.

The man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer and all-producery is, I don't know, he's off to Bonaroo. He's not here.

But guess who's here? English Nick is here, a little bit early.

You get me for an hour?

Yeah, I get it. We get it. The first hour is English Nick and completely, oh, I was going

to say commercial free, but it's not. No, only, all you get is English Nick, but not commercial

free. I thought of Jerry this morning, because when I was riding the work, I passed a car,

and it was loaded up. These people were loaded up for Bonaroo, like all the comforters and pillows, the car was full up. Did you know that it was for Bonarro or did you just

assume that by seeing them? Assuming. Did they have a big sign saying Bonaroo or bust?

Bright colored, one of them was wearing a bright colored tie-dye t-shirt, baseball cap,

all ready to go. They got all that stuff in the, all that crap in the back with a tie-dye on, they're going

to Bonnaroo, and they're going to, they're going to roast.

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