The Von Haessler Doctrine S14/E011 - The Ass Yeller

The Von Haessler Doctrine

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4.7 • 695 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Join Eric, @BertKreischer,@TimAndrewsHere, @Autopritts, @JaredYamamoto, and Greg in their newly extended timeslot from 3pm-7pm as they chat about cellphones in schools, AI pitfalls, deteriorating brains, and much more! *New episodes of our sister shows: The Popcast and The Nightcap w/ Jared Yamamoto are available as well!* “Brought to you by Findlay Roofing”

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0:00.0	Dear members of the media and the public, I welcome you.
0:04.4	Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hessler Doctrine begins right now.
0:18.8	I am your lovable, huggable, radio chat host, Eric von Hessler.
0:24.7	The other voices you hear are the doctrinares.
0:29.7	Man of a thousand voices, Tim Andrews.
0:33.4	Lady of 184.7 characters.
0:49.5	Autumn Fisher. The man behind the glass, George Clark, and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.
0:52.9	Well, July 4th is going to look a lot different this year, Eric.
0:54.9	Yes, it is. We have to start here.
0:57.2	We have to start. We have to start at the negative.
0:59.1	It's the biggest news in the country right now.
1:00.3	Hands down.
1:10.0	Hands down. Maybe the worst decision made by a governmental body in recent times.
1:17.8	So the news is that we will have to somehow get through the celebration of July 4th without seeing Joey Chestnut
1:21.5	shoves 62 to 76 hot dogs down his face.
1:26.2	No!
1:27.8	No! We cannot see it, guys. He is out of the 2024-Natown. to 76 hot dogs down his face. No. No.
1:28.1	We can not see it, guys.
1:29.6	He is out of the 2024 Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
1:33.4	The hot dog governing board has spoken.
1:37.9	And he has, it's not as if Joey Chestnut has retired or semi-retirement or has sworn off hot dogs.
1:46.5	No, the governing body of the July 4th hot dog eating contest has picked...
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