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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, a hothable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinares. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

I know you're really excited for that adult happy meal for McDonald's.

Does that have to be the last story I heard on the way in?

Because things like that, and I know that I know that I'm odd.

I'm aware of the fact that I'm odd.

And when you're odd, a story that can be pleasant to everyone else can really get under your skin.

And as an odd person, I will tell you, I'm sure everyone heard that and thought that was a pleasant little story.

McDonald's is now going to offer adult happy meals.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you'll get your burger and your fries and your drink, but you'll also get a toy.

Yeah.

Yay.

What kind of toy does an adult want?

Who cares?

I know what kind of toys.

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