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Live from the heart of Atlanta, Georgia and beyond, hour one of the Von Hesler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huthable, mid-morning chat host, Eric Von Hesler.

The other voices you hear are the doctrinaire's. Man of a thousand voices,

Tim Andrews, lady of 184.7 characters, Autumn Fisher, the man behind the glass, George Clark,

and the handsomest producer in all of producery, Jared Yamamoto.

Did you enjoy Jupiter in opposition last night?

Well, I don't think we're compatible.

I did everything I could to woo that big freaky planet

doesn't seem to know

first of all get an identity

you know are you a star

yeah are you a failed star or are you a failed planet

Jupiter it's a planet that identifies

as I mean a star that identifies as a planet

and I guess I need to respect that

big ball of gas well, it's a big

ball of swirling gas. Look at my red spot. Does it have herpes? Yeah, it's a real, it's the only

planet with herpes. It hooked up with Uranus. Oh, now. Look at you. They got wild back in college.

You chickened out. You chik it out. You went there. You went there. But then you said, most people

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