Well, we've got another young lady on the phone. She's got a lovely name. Isn't she, Johnny? Gemma Louise.

Hi. Hi, Gemma, I'm still doing the introduction. Doesn't matter. She interrupted now.

Oh, sorry. Lovely name. A bit impetuous. But anyway, I was going to say, what a lovely name it is, Gemma Louise.

Thank you. Is that your stage name or is that actually your surname, Louise? It's just my stage name, yeah. It's your stage name. We don't want your real name in case some nutter gets in touch with you and tries to kill you. Now, what can we do for you, my love? Well, I just wonder if you could shed some light on a ghost story, actually. It goes back a few years. That is what I'm here for, Johnny. It's a ghostly one. Put the music on. Okay, here we go, my love, go on. Right. Well, my husband, when he's about 10, was walking home from school. Yeah, slow on. Slow down, slow down, yeah. Oh, sorry, walking home from school.

And he suddenly heard his name being called,

and he turned around and there's nobody there.

Right.

And as he turned back to start walking again,

he just narrowly missed being pooed on by a bird.

Poohed on?

Yeah.

All right.

Now, Gemily, we...

Not be funny, but we had a similar story the other week.

Yeah.

And he heard a name, and he stopped, and a fucking great branch fell down and nearly killed him.

Oh, my God. This is not quite the same... I'm not saying it didn't happen. I'm saying it's not quite as dramatic, is it? It's not, no, in hindsight. No, not when he say that, no. No. But it has, it was a, you know, it's made him think a lot about, you know, about birds? Who was calling him? Well, who was calling him? There's nobody there, you see.

What did the, what did it, John is shaking his head here. He's given it a two out of ten.

What, what did, what did the person sound like who was shouting?

He said it's a man's voice.

Right.

Yeah.

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