The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz)

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty...

Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!!

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, just another night in the graveyard, surrounded by ravens, buzzards, and outdoor masturbators.
0:15.0	Now to crack open the latest issue of Gunn Efficiento to which I am chained and check out the continuing story of...
0:24.0	What's that sound, I hear?
0:26.0	Why is it rude tales of magic sweeping down the cemetery like a high octane wind?
0:32.0	Why, indeed indeed it is.
0:34.0	Brace for impact in three, two.
0:38.0	Oh my God, it's so beautiful up close.
0:42.0	I can almost...
0:43.2	Hi!
0:44.2	Yeah!
0:45.2	Bad news.
0:47.2	The Grave Freaker's chest has exploded upon impact with tonight's episode of
0:52.0	rude tales of magic, at 800 miles per hour.
0:57.0	The good news, he's in stable condition at the ER.
1:01.0	The bad news, ER stands for European rodeo.
1:05.0	Unfortunately, he's being tossed around roughly by Greek and Hungarian cowboys.
1:12.0	But let's not linger on that haunting visual.
1:17.0	Let's instead linger on the east side of Piss Harbor,
1:21.0	a neighborhood that curls invisible of Cordelia and Esquire once called
1:25.8	probably the ugliest place I've ever gotten stuck in a bucket and as we swoop
1:31.1	down and take in this gray neighborhood's uninspiring vistas,
	...

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