And got it.

See, you can make a lock pick out of a long enough toenail.

Quickly, friend, and quietly.

We may not have heard from our captor in some time,

but that does not mean he is not lurking about this horrid house somewhere.

Ull, it's so hot in here.

What do you say we find the thermostat, make our little prison more comfortable, eh?

No, you're right.

We must not waste this burst of freedom. Onward.

But your temperature at night can have one of the greatest impacts on your sleep quality.

And since we can't convince our captor to stop roasting us, it would be nice if we could sleep on some miracle-made bedsheets.

Inspired by NASA, miracle-made uses silver-induced fabrics and makes temperature regulating bedding so you can sleep at the perfect temperature all night long even here where we are held prisoner by the no-faced man.

There's the stairs, let's go.

Ugh, are they coated in slime?

Ugh, reminds me of traditional bedsheets which can harbor more bacteria than a toilet seat.

But miracle-made sheets are infused with silver that prevent up to 99.7% of bacterial growth,

leaving them to stay cleaner and fresh three times longer than other sheets.

No more sleeping on bacteria that can clog your pores and cause breakouts, and no more gross odors like the smell of this pile of dead rats.

And not just any dead rats.

These look like the kind that can be trained to talk. Oh dear, I fear my beloved wife may have had a scheme of her own that has been foiled.

When I stopped hearing from her, I hoped she had gotten free, but it seems she may still be locked somewhere in here.

I can't leave yet. But you go, get help. And listen, when you're finally home, let yourself relax,

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