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It's Tuesday, May 27, 2014. From slate, it's the gist I'm Mike Pesca. Liz Sly in the

Washington Post today wrote about a world event with big implications for all of us, but

I prefer the title that ran in Business Insider, which described the Washington Post article.

Here it is, here comes the Saudi Dynasty succession crisis. Now, we'd all be happier if

instead of Saudi Dynasty succession crisis, the word Santa Claus followed here comes. But

it doesn't. Let me catch you up on the Saudi Dynasty succession crisis. So the leader

of the House of Saud, King Abdul Aziz, Abin Saud, he founded Saudi Arabia. That's why

it's Saudi Arabia. Could have been Finkelstein Arabia if a different dude had founded it.

Anyway, the founder dies and next up is King Saud. Thank King Faisal. We're going through

all the first Kings offsprings, King Abdullah for the last nine years. But you know, Abdullah,

he won't live forever. He's 90 years old. He has to decide on a new leader and he has only

so many brothers to choose from. Okay, he has 35 brothers to choose from right now, 19

to choose from, 19 are still alive. But that is in fact so many brothers. He picks Prince

Mirkren. Mirkren is the youngest brother. He's British educated. He's battle tested. I

mean, I assume he's battle tested. He survived the nookies of 34 older brothers. So Mirkren

is named deputy crown prince. Wait, is there even such a thing as deputy crown prince?

Quote, there is no such thing as a deputy crown prince fumes one former Saudi official quoted

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