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It's Friday, May 23rd, 2014, from Slate. It's the gist I'm Mike Pesca. So Michael Bloomberg

was an Israel-to-receiver prize called the Genesis Prize, long known for grooving out to the

three-size-live LP, as Mayor Bloomberg advocated that Abacab be played when he entered rooms.

Okay, not that sort of Genesis. Think more in the beginning, not she seems to have an invisible

touch. Yeah. The prize was a million dollars. And Bloomberg gave it back. He just gave it back.

He endowed ten separate prizes for a hundred thousand each to be awarded to do gooders who

advanced Jewish values. Bloomberg is after a La Billionaire. You know what we say is a billionaire,

but he's not just a billionaire. And multi-billionaire doesn't quite get added either. I mean,

Heim Saban is a multi-billionaire. He's the guy who made mighty morphine power rangers. Bloomberg

is worth, according to Forbes, $32.7 billion. So that million dollar prize. It's still a million

dollars, but looked at another way. Like if you're Michael Bloomberg, it's .003058% of his wealth.

So let's just put this into context. To Bloomberg, that million dollars was to Bloomberg.

Watch to an actual millionaire. Someone actually worth the million dollars. Do you know how much

it would be to them? What's the equivalent? The answer is $30.58. A million means as much to

Bloomberg as $30.58 means to a millionaire. Now, a millionaire, meaning someone who's net worth

is a million dollars is not exceptionally rich. They're in the top 8% of the population. Well,

let's go right to the 1% that famous 1% versus the 99%. And while you professor Edward Wolf says

9 million dollars will get you into that top 1%. So what is .003058% of someone like that's net worth?

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