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The Vault: She Learned The Right Time To Call 911 The Hard Way!

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🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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When SHOULD you call 911? Kristin knows now after this incident with a homeless man outside of her home!

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0:00.0

Get it, the bird show.

0:01.8

I think I've only called 911 like one time, but I do remember like, should I call in this case here?

0:09.0

There are other cars around.

0:10.5

Am I blowing this out of proportion?

0:12.7

And I think unless it's not totally obvious, like there's a house burning, or yeah, you're going to call 911.

0:18.0

Or you see a car accident.

0:19.2

Yeah, you're going to call 911.

0:20.7

You waffle back and

0:21.6

forth right like should i call should i am i just overreacting to this whole thing so my husband and i

0:26.8

were not seeing eye to eye with a certain situation turns out he ended up being right which i'm

0:31.8

the majority of the time i make this voice and whenever i go mum mum mum he goes that sounds like somebody's

0:36.8

right don't you hate that yes i really do but in this instance I make this voice and whenever I go, he goes, that sounds like somebody's right.

0:38.6

Don't you hate that?

0:39.8

Yes, I really do.

0:44.6

But in this instance, this song was playing in my head,

0:46.5

and it's an old school song.

0:48.6

But I was like, as I was watching,

0:51.6

and I believe the correct term is not homeless anymore,

0:52.5

but it's unhoused.

0:55.8

An unhoused person was in my front yard,

1:04.0

was laying in the shade, just laying there. Okay? And as I was looking out my son room from the comforts of my home in my head, I heard the song, lend him a help, put a little love in your heart

1:11.7

and I was like

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