The Vault: Do You Suffer From Functional Freeze?
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🗓️ 17 February 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. There has to be the first sign in a relationship that things aren't going to work out before there's a second and a third and a fourth. |
| 0:12.0 | And you realize that the two of you guys maybe are so different that you're not going to be able to make this work. |
| 0:20.3 | This is the reality that I'm going through right now. |
| 0:23.6 | So here we are months into our relationship. |
| 0:27.0 | It's the easiest relationship I've ever been in my life. |
| 0:30.2 | I don't even know it could be this easy, right? |
| 0:32.0 | I also think it's not only her, but it's me too and where I'm at, |
| 0:35.6 | but everything fits like a glove. I mean, |
| 0:38.1 | we've known each other for 10 years. So there wasn't that awkward like getting to know you. |
| 0:44.2 | I mean, we've been knowing each other over 10 years. So when it was green light time, it just made |
| 0:49.1 | sense. And it has up until this point also. We have the same senses of humor. We're goofy in the same way. |
| 0:56.3 | We just had so much in common. There have been zero, zero reason for me to believe that this is |
| 1:02.0 | not going to be a long-term relationship. She's doing, I mean, everything about her has just been |
| 1:07.2 | right. My son Hollis, when he has friends over there, spending the night, |
| 1:11.6 | he will put out a spread for them each and every time. |
| 1:14.9 | It's unheard of. |
| 1:15.5 | They're 17-year-olds. |
| 1:18.1 | But she was doing that this weekend. |
| 1:19.8 | I'm just feeling like I'm falling even deeper for her, |
| 1:22.5 | and then it happened. |
| 1:23.9 | Eight episodes into Friday night lights. |
| 1:27.3 | Courtney said it's unwatchable |
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