The Vampire

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo remember Bob Saget, talk about pre-show nerves, and workshop some new material about adhd, straight culture, fine dining, and Celine Dion's unfortunate childhood nickname. Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeans come here.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Matteo Lane.
0:03.6	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.6	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.1	Inside the Closet.
0:07.1	Ah!
0:08.2	Yes!
0:09.1	Hi, welcome back to the episode of Inside the Closet.
0:11.3	Welcome back.
0:12.3	Thank you guys so much for being here.
0:13.4	I've been looking forward to this episode for a long time.
0:16.1	Well, we just came up with the idea about two hours ago.
0:18.7	But we've talked about it.
0:20.0	We have.
0:20.7	For five years.
0:22.4	How long have we been doing this podcast for?
0:25.0	Long, long time.
0:26.8	would have been when I started seeing Kike that would have been 2017. So we must have started in
0:33.4	2017. Who was I dating when we started? You. God only know. I'm dating. I mean,
0:42.8	I don't know. Where did I date before I dated the Canadian manager of dancers? Do you remember that?
0:51.0	Barbara. Who did I date? Oh, I remember I was in a secret relationship.
0:56.8	With that that person that I the secret person who was in casting. I dated someone in casting.
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