Cold as the Devil’s Butthole

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo do a post-New Years catch-up, including all of Matteo's covid-cancelled holiday plans, Emma's trip to Mexico, TikTok, former boy band members, and more! Remember to rate and subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and subscribe to our Patreon for a bunch of bonus content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Starbeams come to you.
0:02.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane.
0:03.5	I'm Emma Wilman.
0:04.5	And this is Inside the Closet.
0:06.5	Inside the Closet.
0:09.5	Okay, welcome back.
0:10.5	I don't know the episode of Inside the Closet.
0:12.5	Okay, so for everyone listening,
0:14.5	Emma and I record in bulk because our schedules are so crazy.
0:18.5	So we recorded in bulk.
0:20.0	When did we record?
0:21.5	It was a little while ago.
0:22.5	It was before the holidays.
0:24.5	It would have been late November.
0:25.5	Late November, so happy holidays.
0:27.5	I'm sure we said that on the episode before.
0:31.0	But happy holidays.
0:32.0	But now it's January 8th.
0:34.0	So the holidays are over.
0:36.0	So there's no more happy holidays.
0:38.0	Where are their holidays to begin with this year?
0:40.5	In a weird, blurred, fucked up.
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