Then, what is that noise?

That noise is my under the desk elliptical trainer.

You're what now?

I have this like little foot pedal elliptical exercise machine that sits under my desk that

I can use.

Now we have a paint picture for our listeners right now who are deprived.

So imagine Ben on the screen and he's just bubbling a little bit and there's nothing

that comes when you're like, is it an earthquake, is it a tremor because the motion associated

with under the desk elliptical machines is not like a natural one.

What Susan means is that it is almost imperceptible and it's totally unobtrusive but it's unnerving.

This has become a point of law fair contention and now I'm convinced Ben is doing it not

for the health benefits but to troll me personally.

Well, I will say though I am doing it chiefly for the health benefits, the fact that it has

the effect of trolling Susan is an unexpected benefit and so I encourage any rational security

listeners to tweet at Susan pictures of themselves bobbing up and down as they use exercise

equipment.

Let's spread this far and wide.

We'll make it a thing.

Just go jog.

Hello and welcome to rational security.

The vaccines are the new masks edition.

I'm Shane Harris.

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