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So, crews have been in the news, but when I see coup, I think coup, like an ice-cream

coup or a champagne coup. An ice-cream? A coup de ville. Like a coup of ice-cream, yeah,

like a coup. I thought it was, it's a cup of ice-cream. But a little glass is called a coup.

How fancy are you? Even your ice-cream is fancy. What are you, darling? What do you put your ice-cream in?

I think we should all have coups de ta, which are, you know, little champagne,

cocktail glasses that overthrow governments. What if you had an ice-cream store

founded by a coup plotter's called Scoop Data. That would be awesome. Scoop de ta.

It's a new profession. Let's make it happen. Can this be the Scoop de ta edition? Oh my god,

I was poor. I already named it.

Hello, and welcome to Rational Security. You know what? Screw it. It is the Scoop de ta.

It's the Scoop de ta. Change of edition.

You know, it's only written in the script. We haven't actually uploaded this thing yet.

Oh my god. I am delighted by that. I seriously am. I don't know why. I want to start this

business. We should refer to all the coups we're going to talk about today as little Scoop de ta.

Totally. Oh, and it could be like, you know, and this is the perfecting for a journalist to

found too. Scoop de ta. This would only happen in Washington, do you see? We're like weird name

puns for pet shops and ice-cream stores are like people just can't get enough of them.

Totally. Totally. The only question is like what neighborhood we would put it in.

I think we should have a little cocktail which is like in a served in a coupe.

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