The Upzone of Interest feat. Dan Boeckner

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Dan Boeckner’s in town, so he joins us to talk about the ongoing trade chaos, the new plan by the Charter Cities Institute to make a sparkling tech enabled immigration detention centre / San Francisco competitor on a very controversial Navy Base, and finally we look at the just-released immigration white paper, where Sir Keir Starmer KC Human Rights Lawyer and Saviour of Sensible Politics comes juuuuust close enough to quoting Enoch Powell to raise an eyebrow. Get tickets to Dan’s show in London on Sunday here! https://wegottickets.com/event/655273 Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *TF LIVE ALERT* We’ll be performing at the Big Fat Festival hosted by Big Belly Comedy on Saturday, 21st June! You can get tickets for that here! Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	So they say when God opens a door, he also closes three windows. With the door open to not only the first
0:24.5	American Pope, but the first Chicago White Sox fan Pope, and in fact the first Pope from Dulton, Illinois,
0:30.8	God has closed three windows. So this is a fond RIP to Simon Mann, who has died. This is also an RIP to the American experiment in creating an autarkical economy, April
0:42.6	2025 to May 2025 forever in our hearts.
0:46.4	And of course, RIP to Kier Starmor's almost assured victory in the World Series of Capitulation,
0:52.3	which will now roll over into Game 7 as Trump basically gives up
0:56.6	the majority of his tariffs on China. We thought Starmer had clinched it, but no, Trump's back in the game.
1:02.5	Nothing ventured, nothing gained, I guess. What got Simon Mann? Did his parachute fail to open over Yemen?
1:08.5	What happened? He's not that old, right?
1:11.7	He had a heart attack.
1:12.7	Oh, fuck.
1:13.8	Yeah, Simon Mann.
1:17.7	The man on the ground in the 2004 Wangaku. I sensu to the word.
1:18.5	An Equatorial Guinea that he planned with Mark Thatcher has died.
1:23.0	Oh, man.
1:23.7	They got him with the Haasersack gun.
1:25.7	Yeah.
1:26.1	The Equatorial
1:27.5	Guinea CIA.
1:28.6	Got her guy.
1:29.4	The JD P.O.N.
1:30.4	CIA got him with the heart
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