This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app.

So you guys, Halloween is around the corner and just in time for that we have a new story about

on masking. The unmasking scandal is when I sneak up behind trick-or-treating children and take off their masks while they're not watching.

That's both mean and uncoveed safe.

I don't think we're having trick-or-treaters this year.

Have you guys, has there been a decision, as the trick-or-treating committee decided on this?

Oh my God, my neighborhood list-serve is having a major debate on this issue.

I'm in a similar neighborhood list serve hell.

But it's a nice break from the neighborhood list serve trying to solve systemic racism so I'll take it.

Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Unmasked at Last Edition.

I'm Shane Harris.

I have sworn off neighborhood list serves by the way.

I was on the next door app for a while. No more. It's just like my blood pressure is high enough already. Yes. I have never been on a neighborhood list serve, but I have sworn off masks. I don't wear them anymore.

I am now unmasked. Therefore, you know, I'm totally ready for a new unmasking controversy.

Very good. Are you taking Regeneron as well?

Is that why you feel the need to take your mask off?

I got some Regeneron.

Wait, isn't Regeneron the company?

It is.

It is.

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