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I think as you guys know and listeners probably know I am a big fan of DC restaurants which have been struggling a lot like all restaurants have and if we

have to go back to phase one and the restaurants close

because the White House has been the largest super spreader event in the district,

I'm going to be real pissed. Yeah, especially given that we were on such a good trajectory until the president got COVID. Like, I was looking forward to maybe even having a beer at a bar or seeing friends, but no.

But wait a minute, the way you stated that concern, Shane, it implies that if we have to go back to phase one

because of something else other than the president and the White House,

you'll be okay with it.

So I want to ask like what should be the biggest

super spreader event in the district like if we have candidates for it well yeah like

could we have like your birthday?

Like could that be like what nice things could we have instead of sure my birthday.

We could have a big inside party for my birthday.

That would be worth it.

Yeah, instead of the nomination event

for a potential Supreme Court justice

who's going to make me miserable.

Amy COVID Barrett.

Yeah.

Oh, man. Like, how about the Montgomery County Fair that would be worth it. Oh a nice fair a nice a nice petting zoo

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