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Sound up the trumpets, paint down the lights. The magic and mystery and wonders they flight.

A world full of danger always nearby. Been up for they have arrived.

The song acts and our own bright brand new age. The rise ups about all the challenge for pace.

Vanquish evil saving the day on expectable time awaits.

When last we left our adventures, Otho Valentinius, Kai Valentinius, Milo Brightbeam,

Gaius Agni, and Eastcanned Seat Lolli. The party continues north. After whaling a goblin

warg ambush party and conducting lucrative business ventures with the ogre Okig who is seeking

business on behalf of his ogre wife Elinor. The party has found themselves in their beloved mud

fort of Fort Dortzee. And now as they bundle down for arrest, we return to the unexpected ones.

Oh bloody. So question, how much disarrays Fort Dortzee in at this point? Because it's been a while.

It has. You know when you make a snow fort and it like is like one third of what it was because of

melting. Yeah. It's kind of like that. There's probably been a decent amount of rain that's come

through, given that this location tends like Marlaralo proper tends to rain a significant bit.

So it's more of like a muddy ring at this point with like a little divot next to it where a

moat probably once was a very, you know, miniscule moat that you've made in one night.

Well, I mean it's something. It's not quite how we left it, but you know what's it?

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