The Ultimatum Recap, Episodes 1-5: A Couple Of Coy Cuckolds - Ep 353
Dear Shandy
Sharleen Joynt & Andy Levine
4.9 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 December 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Shandies, you asked, and you shall receive! By VERY popular demand, Shandy is recapping Netflix's The Ultimatum for the first time ever! Today we're breaking down the first batch of season 3, episodes 1-5!
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Time Stamps:
0:00 - Housekeeping
4:05 - Introduction
11:37 - Couples’ Final Night Together
14:44 - Speed Dating
19:02 - Dating Week
29:08 - The Choice
33:10 - Trial Marriages
1:07:25 - Girls’ Night/Boys’ Night
1:14:50 - Shandy’s Predictions
1:18:09 - Who We Think Is The Cuckold Couple
1:18:49 - Who We Would Go For
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| 0:00.0 | Put it this way, if someone showed me this group of people and said one of them is a robot, it's not going to be difficult. |
| 0:11.2 | Dear Shandy. |
| 0:15.5 | Welcome back to your first ever, Dear Shandy Ultimateum Recap listeners. Hello, Andy listeners hello Andy how are you today you're looking |
| 0:22.9 | very fall fall yeah it's a fall you think so you know it's not fall anymore it's winter |
| 0:30.1 | it is not winter it's not no it is not we're not even close to winter when does winter stay enjoy fall |
| 0:35.1 | while last stop rushing so much wait the winter solstice, I believe, is December 20th or 21st. So this is not technically winter? In my mind, December's winter. No, December is not winter. Wait. Most of December is fall. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, is your head? Do I see an exploding head? |
| 0:56.2 | Okay, is it different in Canada? |
| 0:59.2 | I'm going to make believe you didn't ask that. |
| 1:01.6 | Wait, why? |
| 1:02.8 | You think winter happens differently in Canada? |
| 1:04.8 | Well, I think for me, winter is the level of, is the temperature. |
| 1:09.5 | So for you, winter is a feeling. |
| 1:15.3 | For me, winter is temperature. |
| 1:17.5 | It's winter. |
| 1:18.3 | It's cold outside of winter. |
| 1:19.6 | So let's say in like May, there was like an unusually cold day when on like 35 degrees. |
| 1:24.6 | Yeah, but that's an outlier. |
| 1:25.7 | It's like one day. |
| 1:26.6 | When you reach a point where every day is kind of cold, it's December, It's like, dun, dun, dun, da da da, da, you know what? I want you. It's, it is winter. I want you to stay in this world. I don't want to ruin it. I like it. Stay there. I did I have I made a fool of myself? No. I really, really, I think it's winter. |
| 1:47.7 | Anyway, we're |
| 1:48.1 | close very cute anyway the point is is you look very fall but since we are in December winter |
| 1:54.7 | maybe it's a little late for that but you look great thank you husband so we have a new show to get to, and do we want to |
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