The Ultimate Christmas Present

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

It's the holiday season folks, so this week we're cracking into a seasonal DCOM: the impossibly festive sounding The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000).

The movie tells the story of Allie and Sam, two teenage girls who steal Santa's weather machine, which you'll notice, isn't a thing Santa is known for having. If he were known for having a weather machine, said machine probably wouldn't have an earthquake button either, but while we're here imagining things, we may as imagine a better movie.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball
0:08.6	come to my smart house
0:11.1	speed by alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook.
0:17.0	Hello and
0:25.0	I am one of your hosts Andy Cook a Decom Podcast.
0:27.0	I am one of your hosts Andy Farrant and I get the greatest Christmas present of all
0:32.0	to spend time with my friend Luke.
0:33.4	Wait a minute.
0:34.4	Wait a minute you're not Luke.
0:35.4	Who's what have you done with Luke?
0:36.8	Where's Luke?
0:37.8	How did you get in here?
0:38.8	Why did it man?
0:39.8	Father Christmas?
0:40.8	Father, oh my God.
0:42.0	Where's Luke?
0:42.4	What have you done with him?
0:43.2	Oh, he's dead.
0:45.0	Oh my God.
0:47.0	He why have you been good this year, Andrew.
0:49.0	Oh my God, I hit Santa Claus with a fire poker.
0:52.0	Oh, he'll take a lot more than that to take me down Andrew.
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