A Very Nutty Christmas

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Happy Holidays, Mom Can't Cook listeners! We got you this episode, about a film in which Melissa Joan Hart falls in love with a sexual nutcracker.

MJH plays Kate Holiday, an overworked baker who has to make 15,000 cookies for the army for some reason. But when she receives a magic nutcracker that turns into a man for some reason, it rekindles her love for Christmas for some reason. Enjoy, and we'll see you again on January the 22nd, or earlier if you head to our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball
0:08.6	come to my smart house
0:11.1	speed by alien sister. I'll come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook.
0:17.0	Hello and
0:25.0	one of your hosts Luke a Decom Podcast. I'm one of your hosts Luke
0:29.0	Westerway and I'm the other host Andy Farons.
0:32.0	Mary Exmus to everyone listening
0:34.0	when this podcast goes out on Christmas Day.
0:36.0	However you celebrate, whatever you're up to today,
0:38.0	we hope you are having a lovely festive seasonal time.
0:41.0	Happy holidays, Andy, do you have my gift there?
0:44.0	Yes, Luke.
0:45.0	Yeah, I've done something pretty special this year, Luke.
0:48.0	I think you're going to be excited.
0:49.0	Oh, right, okay, I'm going to unwrap yours.
0:50.0	Well, yeah, I mean, it's, well actually, I've,
0:53.0	Luke, if you care to head out into the garage and check the trunk of your car,
0:57.0	I think you will find, uh, a couple of podcasters in there who won't be making a Christmas episode this year.
1:08.6	That's right.
1:09.6	It's Camoden Mayo.
1:10.6	They're found him gagged in the trunk of your car Luke.
1:13.0	Oh my gosh, hang on I have to help them.
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