The Uber Eats to OnlyFans Pipeline - #1091
Modern Wisdom
Chris Williamson
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🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 139 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | George, you're a connoisseur of beverages. Would you say so? |
| 0:04.4 | As you open another carbonated beverage, well, gentlemen. |
| 0:07.1 | Cheers. Oh. |
| 0:08.1 | Have you ever had full fat Coke with salted peanuts in it? |
| 0:12.0 | No. |
| 0:12.6 | I have not. |
| 0:13.9 | Say less. Take a glass. |
| 0:16.4 | Okay. |
| 0:16.9 | Take a Coke. Take a peanut. |
| 0:19.7 | So, there's a viral tweet that goes out. |
| 0:23.2 | About 30 years ago, I read in a Haruki Murakami essay that in America, it's popular to drink cola with peanuts in it. |
| 0:31.0 | I just went, huh, and a long time passed since then, but I finally tried it. |
| 0:34.7 | What the hell is this? |
| 0:35.8 | It's ridiculously delicious. |
| 0:37.0 | No kidding. |
| 0:37.4 | It's at a level where I don't want to drink cola any other way anymore. So we are going to drink. Have you before? Or are we going to fuck that? I've saved this. I saw that and I've been edging myself with fucking cola and peanuts since then. Is there an order you have to do this? I think. That's crazy, right? Peanut, right? Peanuts first seems more insane. Yeah, it's like cereal. I've blown my load early, hold on. Okay. Peanuts in Coke is the most accidentally perfect food pairings in history. The chemistry explains why this guy can't go back. Coca-Cola sits at pH 2.5, roughly the same acidity as stomach acid. |
| 1:12.2 | We need to show the camera what this looks like. It does not look as good as that. |
| 1:16.3 | But look at how much it's fizzing. Anyway, there's a load of signs. Salt on the peanuts suppresses |
| 1:22.2 | the bitter taste receptors on your tongue, which amplifies your perception of the sweetness. |
| 1:25.9 | You can, without adding a single gram of sugar. The carbonation does two things. CO2 dissolved in liquid forms carbonic acid, which, wait, so I think we need to leave it. So we're going to, we're going to have, we're going to set this down, and come back to it. We'll come back to it in like, I don't know, a little bit. Honestly, the original Coke like this alone already would have blown my mind. |
| 1:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.4 | I haven't had, have you like, you had this? |
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