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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 9

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Having a cold, Dahl’s chapter targets, why Mr Twit is like John Lennon, Sam’s gorgeous new neighbour, and art arousal. (Rec: 23/9/20)


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0:43.2

This is top flight time machine Iron Mindy Dawson Peppa Poe. I'm certainly the lady so well.

0:49.0

It's the twits honestly. Again, you seem to be sporting some kind of cool to this.

0:54.8

Are you unwell? Are you sure you want to go ahead with this? Are you fit and well enough to pod?

1:01.1

It's best we go ahead with it now because who knows what the future holds. Do you think it's

1:07.1

going to get worse? The cold travels usually. The way a cold works is it travels from the frontal

1:14.8

lobe into the ears, down the nasal passage, the throat, the chest, the abdomen, the guts,

1:25.6

the guts. Eventually exiting. You should it out via the bum hole.

1:33.6

And that's so cool to watch your guts, that's when it say it's worse. So you don't want a

1:38.0

cold. The cold is mostly in my nose. Yeah. And so it's still manageable. But as the week

1:43.6

come folds, it will trap you and make the slow and painful journey to the guts.

1:48.0

So you think that by Friday's episode, by Friday's episode, it'll be a full-on gutte called

1:53.0

that we'll experience. Friday's episode is in, it's in jeopardy. I mean, I think it's in jeopardy,

2:00.8

it's been a tune in on Friday. There might be a podcast, there might not be. There might be one

2:05.2

just with Andy and Result's part. Also, the begs the question, how have you managed to catch a cold?

2:11.7

Because we're all living in, you know, hypersensitive times where you try and really

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