The Twits Odyssey - Part 8
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2021
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub. (Rec: 16/9/20)
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| 0:43.2 | This is top right time machine I'm Andy Dawson, Papa. I'm saying this to Delaney so well. |
| 0:48.0 | Welcome along for the last episode of the Twitch Odyssey. We're going through a Royal Dolls classic |
| 0:52.0 | children's book The Twitch, illustrated by Quentin Blake. We've established that Royal Doll |
| 0:57.2 | was a cunt. Quentin Blake we're not sure about. We're up to the chapter called The Great Upside |
| 1:04.0 | Down Monkey Circus. We're almost halfway through the book or just over halfway through the book. |
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