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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 8

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Screwing the banks, monkey weddings, more Dahl v Amis, backstreet vasectomies, and the Roly Poly Bird goes up the pub. (Rec: 16/9/20)

 

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4 episodes a week, 9 months before the rest of the world gets them. Early access to regular

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tftimemachine.com slash Iron Filing's.

0:43.2

This is top right time machine I'm Andy Dawson, Papa. I'm saying this to Delaney so well.

0:48.0

Welcome along for the last episode of the Twitch Odyssey. We're going through a Royal Dolls classic

0:52.0

children's book The Twitch, illustrated by Quentin Blake. We've established that Royal Doll

0:57.2

was a cunt. Quentin Blake we're not sure about. We're up to the chapter called The Great Upside

1:04.0

Down Monkey Circus. We're almost halfway through the book or just over halfway through the book.

1:07.9

Before we get into it some, we need to address the Iron Filing Society regarding a slight change

1:15.3

in the monthly fee. Because Patreon, we do the IFS through. We're doing this thing where

1:22.6

you probably know if you're at IFS which you are that you get charged in US dollars because

1:29.5

Patreon is an American company. What Patreon are doing over the next week or two is they're going to

1:35.2

change everything so that you can now start paying in your local currency. So if you're in the UK

1:42.0

you'll now get charged in pound sterling rather than US dollars or if you're in Europe you get

1:46.7

charged in Euros. What happens at the minute is for a lot of people or some people you're

1:52.2

paying dollars but you also get hit by a charge from your bank which is for an international

1:57.6

payment. I'm not sure how much it is it's a few pens each month but you know, fuck that.

2:02.2

You're having to give a few pens to the banks. You want to invest in us because you're supporting

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