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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.


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this is it. This is top like time machine, I'm Andy Dawson,

0:45.2

Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa. I'm Sir Mr Delaney, so what? It's the latest episode of the Twits Odyssey,

0:50.4

we're now at the stage where we're at the back of the book, we've done the story and we're

0:53.6

going through the, I don't know, the bonus features in Column, if it was a DVD. There's also

0:59.2

it's here, we're at the section where it's a double page got Meet Quentin Blake and there's a

1:06.8

nice picture at the top of the page there which Quentin Blake has done himself of himself

1:12.5

and he's got slightly hunched back, let's say, and he stood next to a fucking giant,

1:20.0

do I assume is Roll Dal, sitting there, standing there with his underneath pocket like a cunt

1:26.6

and Roll Dal is, they're at a table and I think that's what's going on.

1:30.9

A couple of glasses of wine on the go, I can't help but I guess.

1:33.2

Yeah, and Roll Dal is explaining, there's some sheets of paper on the table, so there must be

1:39.9

some pages from the next book and Roll is explaining what's going on and there's a speech bubble

1:45.7

and it's full of a giraffe, which I think is the giraffe that ruled himself, hired from the gypsies

1:53.0

earlier in the series and there's a stalk I think and a monkey, so it's like, this is what's

1:58.7

in the next book, right, there's a giraffe with a massive cock and balls, there's a stalk,

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