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This is top right time machine, I am Andy Dawson, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

I'm starting to delay and say, well, welcome along with the Twits Odyssey, this might be

the last ever Twits Odyssey because we're at the end of the book and we're at the

bit, the extra bonus bit. I haven't said that, fuck me, there's quite a few pages of it,

so I don't know, I can't see, I can't see, I can't see, I's getting through this today,

mate.

Alright then, we'll have a go. So after the actual story itself, if you've got the

edition that we've got, which is the, does it say in the front when it's from this

edition, 2007, there's a bit at the end, quite a big bit and the first section is more

about the Twits. So we've got Beards, section about Beards, it says Royal Darl hated Beards,

he never grew one and couldn't see why a man would want the hideous face behind a beard.

He came to the conclusion, Beards were grown to conceal something dreadful in a person's

personality. He thought that Beards were disgusting and dirty and they always had food caught

up in them. Mr Twit was one of the foulest and smelliest characters in all of Rawls books

and why did he have, what did he have stuck to his face? A brisselineal brisky beard of course.

What the fuck has it got to do with Rawl Darl, what anyone puts on their face?

So he's such a judgment or come, we talked about this last week, he's like, he's fucking

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