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Here we go. Here we go. This is it. This is a tough light time machine. I am Andy Dawson,

papapau. I'm Senator Laney, so well. It's the twits Odyssey. We're on the last chapter of the

twits now but you have had the delay at the beginning of this recording time. I just saw you drinking

from your cup of tea there. We've both got our cups of tea that we like to have them with

doing these but you had a domestic disaster. Because we're doing a bit of recording this morning

few different recordings. I'm recording about record. I actually know if we've got a few to do

I will bring up a tray like like an old lady I bring up a little tray with my stainless steel

British home stock canteen style pot of tea small metal jug with milking and my strainer and

strainer pot. I'm going on there strainer pot right you know what that is is a special metal

pot that you put the strainer on catch the drips. Yeah good I've just got a mug of tea here

and I have my lace doilys and also I like to wear a dress while I'm doing this.

Yes so anyway just before we were about to start recording I stood up I was sat on the edge of

the bed I stood up and the tray of tea was on the floor. I keep the fucking jug of milk over.

It's only a small jug but I've shown it to you on camera the amount of spillage it caused. It was

one of those things where the jug must be like the tardis because what looks like a small jug of milk

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