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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 16

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

A treehouse, a flat-selling power play, an arson threat, and Roland Bird goes to Sainsbury's. (Rec: 11/11/20)


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this is it. This is tough flight time machine, I'm Andy Dawson, pop up, how? I'm Sam

0:46.4

Litti Delaney, so what? We're reaching the end of the Twitter honestly, we think there's only two

0:50.3

chapters to go so we'll see, we might get this finished to there some who knows. But as a bonus episode

0:56.4

coming after we've done this, there's a little section in the back of this edition of the

1:01.0

twist that we've both got and I'll just quickly go through what it's got, look for it, it's

1:05.5

it's more about the twits and then it tells you about the Royal Dahl Foundation and Museum and

1:11.2

Story Centre and then Meet Quentin Blake and then a date in the life of Royal Dahl which in

1:18.2

itself might be five episodes and then there's some girl, or to say Gobble Funk which is some of

1:26.4

the many other words, great band, yeah, yeah, so them support Ned's Atomic Duspin and then there's

1:33.5

some which is words that Royal Dahl made up and then some Royal Dahl Quartz, hopefully none of

1:38.4

those will be anti-Semitic and then a few other little bits so we'll get to them, oh Royal Dahl's

1:44.0

family, oh fuck, that could be grim. Rolled Dahl Quartz, the thing about helicopters is, right,

1:51.6

is you can just fucking, you can get on one and get where you're going without worrying about

1:56.6

traffic or any other cons bothering you. Women, now I like how they look and smell, but fucking

2:04.6

else some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths, Jesus. Can anyone invent a woman without a

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