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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 15

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports, Sports & Recreation, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Sam’s water glass agony, derelict laundries, the function of the heart, and Roald Dahl is back on the skunk. (Rec: 4/11/20)


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0:43.1

This is top-light time machine, I am Andy Dawson Pappel of Up. I'm certainly into the lazy so.

0:47.1

What? It's the twits I'll just see again, we're going to try and actually do some of the twits

0:51.5

this time because we've got a bit of sidetrack last week. It was nice, enjoyed it but it wasn't really

0:56.3

what was supposed to be doing. We're near the end of this thing now so we'll crack on and we'll try and

1:01.6

get it finished soon. The chapter where it says the twits are turned upside down some. Sure enough

1:10.0

there's a lovely panoramic drawing there by Quentin Blake who may or may not be a cunt, we haven't

1:15.6

decided really. We're on the fence with that one. We're on the cunt fence with Quentin Blake.

1:21.6

TBC to be cunt judged. So I mean just basically just turn the page upside down and you just see

1:34.0

a perfect picture of a living room because that's what they've done, they've recreated it.

1:39.5

Considering the way that the twits live their lives in a toxic state of constant conflict and chaos

1:47.9

and the fact that their personal hygiene is described as like really rank. Their home looks

1:55.2

black and lovely. It's tidy, it's well appointed. Yeah nicely, but you should flour some of the

2:02.7

dining room too. They've got fresh flowers, they've got things on the wall, they've got a nice lamp,

2:07.6

they've got a sofa, it's comfy, they've got what was the other theorem, they've got a lovely

2:14.2

side board. So yeah, I mean they're living kind of reasonable lives in that sense, but you can never

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