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Top Flight Time Machine

The Twits Odyssey - Part 1

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Sports & Recreation, Soccer, Sports, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men. (Rec: 29/7/20)


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0:43.2

This is Top Flight Time Machine, I am Andy Dawson Papa about. I'm Simon Nifty Delaney,

0:48.4

Simon. It's the beginning of a brand new odyssey. We've got no idea where this is going to go,

0:54.1

how long it's going to last for, even whether it'll be any fucking good or not. But what we're doing

0:58.7

now is the Twits, which of course is the classic book written by Roald Dal. Let's get it

1:06.0

at the way early on. Early on Roald Dal was a terrible terrible anti-Semite and the fact that his

1:13.0

books are still red and celebrated these days makes me feel a little bit icky. But there we are.

1:18.8

The fact that two men self-professed, self-professed progressive liberals would be celebrating this book

1:29.2

on their wildly popular podcast. By extension probably leading to a small spike in sales which

1:36.8

would contribute more money to the estate of Roald Dal. The Dal Foundation. Yeah. The Dal Foundation.

1:43.3

In a way, yeah, probably we've made a mistake, but here we are now. Bullocks.

1:49.7

One minute, 15 seconds in and we've realised this has been a terrible decision. Well, let's just use

1:53.0

this as an opportunity to say racism's wrong. Anti-Semitism is pathetic and wrong. Don't do it.

2:04.6

And also, this is a new line of mine. Anyone who suspect does do it completely cut them out of

2:11.5

your life. That's that's my new zero tolerance policy with racists, anti-Semites or just now it's

2:20.2

just like, you know what, we can't afford to give an inch anymore. So just it, you'll very rarely

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