The Twits Odyssey - Part 1
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2021
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Roald Dahl touches down in his helicopter and unveils his self-loathing-fuelled hatred of hairy men. (Rec: 29/7/20)
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| 0:43.2 | This is Top Flight Time Machine, I am Andy Dawson Papa about. I'm Simon Nifty Delaney, |
| 0:48.4 | Simon. It's the beginning of a brand new odyssey. We've got no idea where this is going to go, |
| 0:54.1 | how long it's going to last for, even whether it'll be any fucking good or not. But what we're doing |
| 0:58.7 | now is the Twits, which of course is the classic book written by Roald Dal. Let's get it |
| 1:06.0 | at the way early on. Early on Roald Dal was a terrible terrible anti-Semite and the fact that his |
| 1:13.0 | books are still red and celebrated these days makes me feel a little bit icky. But there we are. |
| 1:18.8 | The fact that two men self-professed, self-professed progressive liberals would be celebrating this book |
| 1:29.2 | on their wildly popular podcast. By extension probably leading to a small spike in sales which |
| 1:36.8 | would contribute more money to the estate of Roald Dal. The Dal Foundation. Yeah. The Dal Foundation. |
| 1:43.3 | In a way, yeah, probably we've made a mistake, but here we are now. Bullocks. |
| 1:49.7 | One minute, 15 seconds in and we've realised this has been a terrible decision. Well, let's just use |
| 1:53.0 | this as an opportunity to say racism's wrong. Anti-Semitism is pathetic and wrong. Don't do it. |
| 2:04.6 | And also, this is a new line of mine. Anyone who suspect does do it completely cut them out of |
| 2:11.5 | your life. That's that's my new zero tolerance policy with racists, anti-Semites or just now it's |
| 2:20.2 | just like, you know what, we can't afford to give an inch anymore. So just it, you'll very rarely |
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