The Turnt Lives of Mormon Wives: Monday, March 16th, 2026
The Toast
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🗓️ 16 March 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:07.0 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:13.0 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:18.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
| 0:38.5 | It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Spooky. We're back. Spooky, we're back. I had such a weird dream. Like, I actually haven't felt normal since. And, like, it was, like, an embarrassing dream. Last night. Yeah. So Ben gave me two tickets to Wicked and I invited Gary Genetti, like obviously. Of course. And I remember it was at 730. And Ben was also getting home from a work trip. So I was like cleaning the house like getting ready for Ben to arrive until I realized like I got a text from Gary. And for some reason I was like texting on an iPod Nano. And he was like, are you coming? I'm here. And I literally |
| 0:54.3 | stood up Gary Genetti and I felt so bad. And I was like, oh, I'll come and he's like, no, forget it. And he just left, as he should. It was terrible. And so I woke up with such a pit. Like, why was he dreaming of Gary Genetti? We were just talking about him. Like a week ago. Yeah, but he was just in your mind. |
| 1:10.3 | And he's not like somebody |
| 1:11.1 | He was in my mind a lot. |
| 1:12.4 | He was on your mind. |
| 1:13.6 | I felt so bad. week ago? Yeah, but he was just in your mind. And he's not like somebody who's in my mind a lot. |
| 1:12.4 | He was on your mind. Oh, I felt so bad. What's worse than that? No, what's better than waking up and none of it happened. Yeah, of course. I had to like reacclimate myself. Like not only was it a dream, but like I never even ended up inviting Gary. Sometimes I'm in a dream and I'm not enjoying my experience and I realize in my dream. |
| 1:26.5 | You self-actualized? |
| 1:27.5 | In my dream, I realize it's a dream and I'm like, oh, who cares? |
| 1:31.1 | And you know what? dream and I'm not enjoying my experience. And I realize in my dream that it's a dream, in my dream, I |
| 1:28.2 | realize it's a dream. And I'm like, oh, who cares? And you know what? Much like Susan Boyle, we dreamed a dream. We did. Of time God, my life. And I guess we're sharing our dreams now. That's what we join this podcast. We share our hopes in our dreams. We do, but we don't share our sleep dreams. |
| 1:43.6 | Well, I thought that one was like culturally relevant that I could bring it up. |
| 1:46.2 | I stand by that like that was |
| 1:47.7 | like good podcast conversation i know but when you bring up your dreams in podcasts in life to your friends |
| 1:53.1 | family like don't you better eat with that but But I think that mine just sort of applies here. |
| 2:02.2 | Okay. |
| 2:02.8 | Because, like, it's Monday and it's like, ugh, you know? Well, yes, very, ugh, of a Monday. We had a very busy weekend. We watched the Oscars. We went to a party. We did. Yeah, we danced. My aura ring was like, are you dancing? It was a weekend for me where I did not get out of my jamas, and it still applies because we went to a pajama party. |
| 2:20.9 | Yeah, okay, whose party was, like, decided to throw a birthday where the theme was pajamas. The whole theme was like Wonderland, Dreamland, and everybody wore pajamas. And like cozy vibes. And like dancing. And amazing music. Dancing whilst being cozy. Amazing food, cozy vibes and great music because her body craves pit bull. And I'm not going to lie, when I got the invitation, I'm like, that's weird. |
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