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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. It's Friday and it's Jackson Turd. Two most, like the most amazing things I could have said. It's Jackson Turd and it's Friday. I have my own dance now. I don't know if you've seen it. Oh, did it go viral

on TikTok? It's kind of like a take on the apple. Oh, you're putting the apple back together.

Yeah, but when she has the apple, is it meant to be a heart? It's like heartbreaking. Yeah. I think the apple's brought in my to the ball. So I'm just doing the apple. Yes. But no, She's breaking, you're putting it together.

Yeah, but I just find myself now when I'm talking,

like how people used to wave me.

Like, I just go like this.

Like.

That's so Gen Z of you.

Say last birthday.

It's so Gen Z of me. And like, it's meant that the person that I'm engaging with would do the other hand. And then we would be whole. Like, I'm just always like, I love you. it's funny like I've never seen you do that to me like that's interesting you know you don't see me

i don't see you don't see you don't love you. It's funny. Like, I've never seen you do that to me. Like, that's interesting, you know?

Because you don't see me. I don't see you? You don't see me. No, but you don't see me. You don't see me. I see you all the fucking time. Okay, well, right before we started recording, you sort of dropped a bombshell that you have to drop a bombshell in this episode. I was saying that today's episode, like sometimes Fridays, we just sort of like...

You said you wanted to pitch a bombshell in this episode. I was saying that today's episode, like sometimes Fridays, we just sort of like...

You said you wanted to pitch this episode to major news network. Yeah, well, we have lots of cover today. Because you have a bombshell. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives came out. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. There's actually just like a lot of news. We have Queenie and we need. So it's going to be a nice media episode. and I also shared like, yes, I am dropping a bomb.

Like something crazy happened to me, but you're going to be a nice media episode. And I also shared like, yes, I am dropping a bomb.

Like something crazy happened to me, but you're going to have to wait for Queenie and

Meany of the Week because it's unfortunately, I can't, I can't say it right now.

Okay.

I'm fine to wait.

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