The Tunguska Event with Steven Ray Morris
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
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🗓️ 4 August 2017
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a meteor! It’s a comet! It’s… Tesla’s magic death ray gone wild?? Oh do we have a doozy of an episode for you, scouts. America’s podcast boyfriend Steven Ray Morris is here, and he’s got a fascinating theory about what really caused the Tunguska event. We talk about what might be behind the massive explosion that flattened thousands of acres of Russian forest, which has baffled scientists ever since. And we also cover band names, how much we both love cats, reindeer behavior, stupid asshole jerk Thomas Edison, and beautiful gorgeous nature. Also we straight up ROAST producer Alexis. It’s fun!
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, crazy people, and cookey ideas about what's going |
| 0:26.5 | on behind the scenes. I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead. Let's get to the show. I mean I'm I'm like I've gotten gold iPhones. like why not like if you're paying this much money anyway why not like if you're |
| 0:55.0 | paying this much money anyway why not get like the crazy color yeah spend 50 |
| 0:59.2 | extra bucks and make it luxury yeah Yeah exactly. I got it. What happened with the tree? Oh I mean it was just like a half of it was weird. It was more like a tree mass fell in my car. |
| 1:13.4 | Apparently it's crazy weather and Burbank today. |
| 1:16.3 | Is it windy and spooky? |
| 1:17.6 | I guess. |
| 1:18.6 | I don't, I'm inside all day, so I just don't even know what's going on. |
| 1:21.9 | Oh, Jesus, that's half a tree. |
| 1:24.2 | But it didn't actually scratch my car at all or anything. |
| 1:26.7 | Amazing. |
| 1:27.7 | It just like gently. |
| 1:29.7 | Oh, shit. |
| 1:30.7 | I know. |
| 1:31.7 | It kind of just gently sank down on my tree. |
| 1:34.0 | But I honestly think like, I mean, I feel like the one of the PAs there would have just moved it, |
| 1:39.0 | but they were like, if we scratched the car, like, then this... |
| 1:42.0 | Then you're gonna sue their ass yeah I could get really |
| 1:45.1 | mad I'm like I don't care I mean I did wash my car for the first time in seven months |
| 1:50.7 | today and then a tree filled, but I'm almost like, whatever. |
| 1:55.2 | Yeah. If I'm the type of person that's going to take seven months to wash my car, I don't care if there's a tree |
| 2:00.3 | you're not that. I just didn't, you know, I was just hoping that there wasn't like, you know, |
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