"The TSA Expert" with X Mayo

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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This week's guest is honestly the bomb! Our TSA Expert, X Mayo, joins us in the studio this week to talk all of her airport hijinks; including where to hookup in the airport, which celebrities have went through her metal detector, and what she was surprised to find in a white woman's panties. Plus, Sydnee talks taking a break from stand-up while Marie reveals what happened when she showed up 40 minutes late to a date. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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