The TRUTH about our BREAK UP with Jazzy Method | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 100

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joined by his BABY MAMA Jazzy Method! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS PIAVPN.com/CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? I got a brand new hour of stand up material. Chris D comedy.com for tickets January 12th, New Orleans.
0:07.3	That shows got a little bit of tickets left at the Civic Theater. January 13th and Dallas sold out January 14th in Houston.
0:13.6	Nearly sold out January 26th to the 28th. Phoenix, Arizona stand up live February 22nd Vancouver March 28th to the 29th, West Palm Beach and March 31st.
0:24.4	Miami Beach Florida, the fountain blue and April 12th Austin, Texas and the best part about these shows.
0:29.8	I'm going to be all alone. Yeah. Oh, hey, dad.
0:46.2	What's up everybody? Welcome to the first Chrissy chaos of 2023. Hope everyone's new year was great.
0:55.3	Hope everyone had a holiday season. Hope your quans. It was great. Hope your Christmas is great. Hope your Hanukkah was great. Hope whatever Indian people celebrate was great.
1:05.1	I love it and it's just here. You could tell, you know, Chrissy Turtle Max all in black because I feel so good.
1:16.7	It's a new year. It's a new me. What I am morning right now in black is morning, the old Chris because this is a new 2023 single Chris.
1:30.3	Is that my cue?
1:33.5	Is that my cue? Excuse me? I think you were morning. My good. Oh, I did see. Yes, I didn't see you there.
1:40.5	We thought it'd be funny for the first guest of 2023 to start up at an old favorite TT Jerry.
1:47.5	I can't stand you. No, it's Michael Jackson.
1:53.5	Do I look like Michael Jackson? I hate that you said that. Somebody. Oh my God. I do right. Somebody said that once to me.
2:02.7	Or are you saying that because somebody said that I told you that? Yeah. Guys. Welcome to Chrissy chaos.
2:09.3	This, of course, we have Jasmine Kangualas. You know her as fucking.
2:16.3	Jazz, Jazz, he's spin tits.
2:19.3	I'm so glad.
2:22.3	Jasmine, I wanted you to be the first. I wanted you to be the first guest of a new pod of the new year.
2:29.3	And your future home. Yes. How was your? Yes. I think that we can make this work in here.
2:35.3	No, I like this view because you're obsessed with this area. And I think that you should live here. And I like this for you. I like this.
2:41.3	This feels like Chris. Yeah, I was on the phone with a real estate agent. I was on the phone with a real zoom in on them.
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