The True Story of Hansel & Gretel #59

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

The adorable kids from the classic fairy tale explain how they escaped the evil witch that tried to eat them and what their lives were like afterwards. Featuring the comedians Greg Hess & Holly Laurent from Mega The Podcast as Hansel & Gretel! Interact with us on social media: https://linktr.ee/GoodMorningFromHell . Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠.
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a Restartyth Production.
0:04.0	Good morning from hell, my name is Clayton, I am the brother of Satan, and this is my
0:16.6	show where I interview every soul in hell in the afterlife.
0:21.3	Normally I'm joined by my friend Chris, but unfortunately back in December there was
0:27.2	an elf uprising and Chris managed to slip through my fingers and he got away.
0:32.5	But I'm here to announce, ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
0:36.2	The elf uprising was quilled, all of the elves have been dealt with swiftly, they've
0:41.6	all been crushed down to eggnog, which as you know is the remains of elves squished
0:47.5	down into a liquid, delicious drink.
0:50.3	So anyways, yeah, if you drink eggnog, you've been drinking elves.
0:54.7	It was actually elf noggin, it's their brains, but we shorten it to eggnog just to simplify
0:59.8	it.
1:00.8	So anyways, napkin, he's dead, and we've isolated Chris' location, it looks like he is in
1:06.6	a strip club in Tijuana.
1:09.0	So SEAL Team 666 is moving in, they're about to teleport him now, and we're gonna catch
1:14.3	him by surprise.
1:15.3	So here we go.
1:16.4	And teleporting him back in 3, 2, 1.
1:20.7	And if you have a change for a 5, welcome back Chris.
1:25.5	Oh my god.
1:27.0	Yeah, you thought you'd get away Chris, come on.
1:29.5	I just needed 5 more minutes with Candace.
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