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Good morning from Elle and happy holidays to all the dorelysers.

You're good forincladin' and with me as always is Chris.

Hello, so I died recently and my journal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview

everyone in the underworld. And thank you for the wonderful introduction. Clayton to

do you the same. Clayton is the brother of Satan, but more importantly he is the Secretary

of War down in health, so he's in charge of all of hell's battle plans.

That's right. Now the war against heaven is going so smoothly. We haven't won, but I

already printed out a banner that says mission accomplished. Just think it had. Nothing could

go wrong.

Is it a busy time during, like, I guess, Jesus' birthdays, like, a really plans to attack

while, you know, he's celebrating or anything like that or I don't?

We kind of have a bit of a truce going. I mean, Santa is doing his own thing. As many

of you remember, we had Santa on last year, this time last year, and he is an agent of

Satan's and the hell. So, you know, he's doing his corruption of the youth and things like

that, but, you know, for the most part, we kind of call it a truce. Well, Chris, I mean,

how are your holidays going, though? Not too bad. I mean, you certainly got into the

Christmas spirit with the decorations. Oh, that's right. Are you referring to the

mistletoe? Yes. Yes.

Clean has replaced my toes with missiles. That's right. I thought it would be funny and

badass. I wanted to see if you could just rock it across the lava lake. It was very

painful. Well, I know, but, you know, I wanted to see if you could have, like, rocket feet.

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