The Trouble With Sugar Mamas

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy get back to their roots to discuss Marlon and his *former* Sugar Mama, strip clubs, and Pete Davidson. Marlon's Sugar Mama is no more Dating an older person does have its benefits...those walkers are great for fucking! Break up jealousy is real! Bryan still loves Jason Momoa, even if he were banging Bryan's ex. Bryan was once down so bad that he took Krissy’s car in the middle of Bonnaroo to go see a girl he wasn't even dating He missed half of Radiohead and didn't even get laid! Krissy’s parents have been married three times…to each other The most expensive thing in a strip club is hope, of course! Pete Davidson reigns supreme again Now he's onto Ice Spice Bryan & Krissy revisit Theresa Caputo Is Pete Davidson the Warren Beatty of our time or the new Carrot Top? TCB's got a new game show idea: Sexes of the Exes! For the full Marlon history, check out these episodes: 168: That Is One Cheap Wiener Wagon 183: The Crowd Goes WILD! 185: Nodes, Needs, and Dial-A-Dates! 265: Heart Wants What The Heart Wants 273: It's Just Me, Loving On ME! 287: Fishing For Marlin! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	After the break, we're going to interview Eric Wyhenmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.
0:06.0	But he's gay. I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind. So we'll hear about that.
0:16.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break, I said listen, you know what the best time to go out, look for a new girlfriend,
0:22.0	look for a new hook up is right after you get dumped. That's the best time. Women smell the desperation on you.
0:28.0	As someone's like, they're looking for a puppy dog to take in. You know what I'm saying? You're at your most vulnerable, go out there.
0:34.0	You have a few tears in your beer and someone's going to approach you and say, hey bro, what's wrong with you?
0:38.0	You could say, my 90 year old girlfriend just broke up with me.
0:44.0	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
0:48.0	The 30th of March!
0:50.0	Listen here, cats and kittens, it's another episode of the commercial break. See, a best tale, Chris.
0:56.0	Batsy Brian. Batsy, you are there in the bud, guess the universe. How the hell are you?
1:00.0	Chrissy. Brian.
1:02.0	How do you feel? He's been a long time since you've had an ex.
1:06.0	Yes. But how do you feel when you inevitably come across an Instagram, social media, TikTok, whatever of your acts is?
1:14.0	And they're just doing swimmingly. Like they're rolling high.
1:18.0	I say good for them best to you.
1:20.0	I say play it again, silly. Before I give you a knuckle sandwich.
1:24.0	I say best to you. You don't feel any an-any ammaris toward them or you don't feel any animosity toward them?
1:32.0	No. No. No. Never have.
1:34.0	No. No.
1:36.0	Kind of girl shuts the door, love them and leave them.
1:38.0	What I've done, I'm done.
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