Gotta Hand It To Tekoki Karaoke!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Believe it or not, being able to sing karaoke while receiving a hand job is a talent! They know all about it in Japan, and Bryan gives Krissy the scoop on Tekoki Karaoke. Later, TCB breaks out one of Bryan's old McDonald's training videos. 21 EPMs Everything’s phallic here at TCB! Where in the world is Chopper Johnson? What exactly is Tekoki Karaoke? Bryan wishes we could bring this to the US #ProstateHealth The sanitization standards for a show like this are very confusing If you can’t ask people about their jobs, what is there to talk about? Bryan doesn’t know how to talk about TCB out in the world The Commercial Break or The Crappy Book Club? Bryan was a paranoid stoner! The only hospital to be high at is one with a 24hr McDonalds What makes fast food in the US so bad? The training? The money? The vibes? Bryan shows Krissy one of his old McDonald’s training videos, featuring Michael Jordan ‘The Miseducation of Bryan Green,’ Bryan's upcoming memoir. Nothing like comparing the NBA to working at McDonald's Why not break the fourth wall while we’re at it? Barb…she’s got ideas Just be normal, it's a McDonald's training video! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:29.5	Welcome to McDonald's, how may I hurt you?
0:31.5	How may I hurt you today? Did you say McFlurry?
0:35.0	Pfft!
0:36.0	This bitch thinks she's getting ice cream. Holy shit!
0:41.0	I'm sorry, our ice cream machines broke in.
0:48.0	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:51.0	If you go on a show where you're standing behind a curtain from the waist down
0:56.5	and someone on the other side of the curtain is whacking you off while you sing a saline deansong to 750,000 people on the other side of a live broadcast,
1:05.0	sanitation is probably the least of your concerns.
1:08.0	But I thought he were showing me one of the girls had on a mask.
1:11.5	They all had on masks.
1:12.5	Well, yeah, COVID.
1:16.5	The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.
1:22.5	Ah, yeah, cats are getting to welcome back to the Commercial Break.
1:26.0	I am Brian Green, this is my dear friend and beautiful co-host Kristen Joy.
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