The Troops
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Titus calls in from the road! Bombshell and The Hylinder are at the studio to discuss the PACT Act, Republicans, and the word pustules... Which is the same thing.
TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:29.3 | And now with our Rovick reporter on location, Christopher Titus with the Armageddon |
| 0:33.6 | Update. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:38.3 | Today, I want to thank the Republicans in Congress for continuing to show themselves to be who we know them to be. |
| 0:44.3 | You know, I always think they can't do any worse, right? |
| 0:46.3 | They voted against voting rights, women's rights, the minimum wage, they voted against immigrants in a country built by immigrants. |
| 0:53.3 | These guys would vote for puppy drowning if it came to the floor and understand all you Karen's and Maga Carls. |
| 1:00.4 | When they take rights from any of us, they take rights from all of us. |
| 1:03.6 | I mean, do you think your special white man, do you? |
| 1:05.8 | Because they're eventually going to get around you. |
| 1:07.8 | And because you did nothing, nothing while they took black and Hispanic |
| 1:11.5 | voting rights when they passed laws against gay and trans. Oh, and every woman in America's rights |
| 1:16.8 | have been taken? That's right. Your wives and your daughter's rights too, bro. So when they come for your |
| 1:21.4 | right to eat thrice daily cheeseburgers to maintain your type dude diabetes or your precious |
| 1:26.5 | right to Viagra, fecal porn, and your |
| 1:28.7 | bang-bang stick. |
| 1:30.0 | When they come take those rights, you're going to deserve it. |
| 1:32.6 | But voting against the burn bid bill is stunning and its hatred of the troops, some of which |
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