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Turtle Time

The Troll of Salt Lake (Southern Charm, RHOSLC, and RHOBH Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2024

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Scandoval Lifetime movie they're writing, the Oscars, Paul Giamatti, Stassi Schroeder declining to be on The Valley, and even more than that. (00:00 - 00:50:44) And then they dive into part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (00:51:00), the final part of the Southern Charm season 9 reunion (01:50:04), and then latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:30:40). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.0

Okay, let's get started. Amy, Riley.

0:24.8

Two little baby turtles sleeping in pajamas and caps have just awoken from their dream-filled naps.

0:32.3

What a week it has been, and they are ready to talk.

0:35.2

So now it begins with the start of the clock.

0:38.4

For this is Turtle Time.

0:40.4

My name is Riley Hamilton.

0:42.3

And my name is Amy Scarletta.

0:44.8

How do you feel about that intro?

0:47.4

I feel calmed by it.

0:49.6

Me too.

0:50.6

But then it kind of made me want to take a nap.

0:53.3

So that's a huge problem because obviously we want the exact opposite when people listen. Yeah. But don't you sometimes wouldn't you like to listen to a podcast that kind of soothes you? Like if you're doing the dishes or you're taking a shower. Some people say they listen to us while they shower. Or I know, I know. I just thought of that. I do that too with other podcasts. I have a little window in my shower and I put my phone in the little window and I blast my friends on the horn. I do it too, but I do a podcast that I don't 100% need to listen to. That's more of my like. Yeah, because you can't really hear it. Very casual listening. Yeah.

1:28.3

I want one of those like shower microphone speakers. I have one. Do you like it? Yeah, well, I need to use

1:34.4

it more, but I got it as a gift from my wife, Megan, and I need to recharge it always, keep on top of it.

1:41.5

But it is, it is great to have. Bluetooth. Yeah, it's Bluetooth. And it's wet, resistant. You but it is it is great to have Bluetooth yeah it's Bluetooth and it's

1:45.0

wet resistant so you can't dunk it though dunk it's you can't be you can't take it in the

1:51.2

bath of its first showers but you could get it wet as shit I love that yeah um wait wait hold on I have to

1:56.9

ask you because I don't think you're happy with the intro I think it's okay because because you know how we always say, like, go to sleep now and like Turtle Time being like a sleepy, cozy vibe. Don't you think that's okay? Or do you think? Yeah. I've heard one of the many, one of the many compliments I've been showered with since starting this endeavor. Showered. Showered. is that, so in real life, people can't hear what I'm saying.

2:21.3

Like, Jimmy is constantly like, huh? What'd you say? Wow. But into the microphone, I've heard I have a

2:28.1

soothing tone. Oh, no, yes. Oh, oh, for sure you do. And I hear that all the time when we're

2:32.6

showered with compliments.

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