Patreon Teaser: Jax Cracks (Vanderpump Rules S3 E17 Recap)
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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
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šļø 22 January 2024
ā±ļø 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery, |
| 0:04.6 | which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, |
| 0:07.3 | you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free. |
| 0:10.2 | Save and splurge at Arcado, the online supermarket. |
| 0:12.9 | Geographical and other restrictions. |
| 0:14.5 | Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply. |
| 0:16.6 | New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com. |
| 0:23.4 | Okay. New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Arcado.com. This one's for you tonight. |
| 0:25.8 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:31.1 | And then they give Jacks a full, like, two-minute comedy segment. |
| 0:33.8 | Now, in two minutes it is right. So, so Jacks is just done after that conversation with Tom, and he goes over to Shay and Sheena. They're talking about their wedding, obviously. And Jacks goes, hey, hey, Shay, can you give me your ring for a second? Your wedding ring? And he, and she goes, of course. And he puts, and then Jacks goes, hey, it's like a magnet. And he tries to put the ring on his finger, but he's doing this huge grunting effort. Like he can't get the ring on, like, their polar opposite. |
| 0:55.8 | The ring is being repelled from his finger. |
| 0:59.2 | And Schwartz loves the joke. |
| 1:00.2 | He goes, look, look, he can't even put it on. |
| 1:02.2 | They're all laughing and having fun. |
| 1:04.0 | And Jacks is grunting, the loudest you've ever heard. |
| 1:06.5 | He's like, ah! |
| 1:08.4 | And then they show everyone's reaction, and're dying laughing because it is funny. I was laughing out loud. He's going, uh, er, er, and then they make it go on so long, which I know this was edited. They make it go on like he was doing this for two minutes and they have all the cast members, looks drop and everyone is now concerned that he's doing it for so long. They're starting to be like, hmm, we're like, can you not? Sheena gives a disgusted look. Ariana, like, rolls her eyes. Sandival can't go with it. It's like, there's no way that he did that bit that long to where people were over it. It was like, they kept the grunting going, I think, for a full minute. And then also Jack says, in his confessional, he's not only bringing it in this comedy scene. |
| 1:46.7 | It's the funniest thing I've ever seen. |
| 1:48.1 | It's the funniest edit I've ever seen that they made it seem like he did that for so long. But also, he talks about how people in L.A. should never get married. It's not realistic. Do you remember that part? Yeah. He goes, the old saying around town is, which I thought this is funny that Jacks has this old saying, you know, in his back pocket. |
| 2:03.7 | He's like, show him. He goes, the old saying around town is, which I thought this is funny that Jacks has this old |
| 2:01.8 | saying, you know, in his back pocket. He's like, show me a hot girl and I'll show you a guy |
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