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It should be illegal to spend more than X amount of dollars on your wedding.

You know, you can upscale it. Maybe it's percentage of income. It's like, okay, if this is how much your family makes, you cannot spend more than this on your wedding. I don't care how much.

Well, then what happens if you, let's say you overspend by a few thousand, what, do federal

authorities knock on your door? You pay a fee to the wedding commission and then it helps other people.

It's null and void. Your wedding doesn't count. Your marriage doesn't count.

Wow.

If you go over, you really have to, but that's a good lesson in like marriage, right?

Like we're budgeting, you know?

It's like it's our first time as a couple.

We're budgeting.

We have to stick to the budget or else the marriage doesn't count.

I don't know.

That's not a good.

I like your idea, Clayton.

The money goes to a fund.

Yeah, which maybe funds people who are, you know, need the help because they couldn't even

afford a wedding.

So maybe people who are willing to go over because they'll pay the fine because they went their big wedding.

Yeah.

There's some good.

This is never going to happen.

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